Sometimes, stupid and cute are enough. – JW

On my 2017 trip I always asked people if I could put them on my blog and no one declined. To make it easy for me to give them the web address and my review accounts I made silly business cards. I think some are funnier than others, and a few are probably only funny to me, but I wanted to share.

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This was the back side of each card.
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One definition of dight is clothed so I added the un. Somewhere I read that a cipontine is like a male mistress. Not my best…
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This one is a little gross. Almani is an Arabic word, feel free to look it up if you want. I mispelled it on the card. I’m the worst.
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We’ve all made that mistake, amiright?

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This one makes me laugh more than it should.
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We’re currently negotiating for the Surf Ninjas 2 contract.
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Paneity means the quality or state of being bread. I have no idea in what context that word could be used. The Latin quote translates to “bread and circuses” and typically means get public approval through distraction rather than actually doing a good job. Draw any connection to these cards and my blog you want.

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Autobiographical.

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Charming
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Found a few on my trips…

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I hope his real agent doesn’t see this. Assuming Yahoo is still alive. I hope Yahoo is still alive. I love that guy.

 

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An oldie but a goodie…
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I feel like this one doesn’t get the amount of laughs it deserves.

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A good way to end things…

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